President Obama is scheduled to give a speech to the nation on Monday about the stimulus boondoggle package. One has to wonder:

Will he be on time?

Which President will show up: The Prophet of Doom or Mr "Hope & Change"?

Regardless, to sell this piece of crap stimulus legislation, he will have to convince the American people that "Size Truly Does Matter".

In effect, he will have to star in the new movie: The Obamanable Snowjob.

The good news is that, after Tim Geithner blows the rest of the money rescuing the pathetic banks Obama will not have any money left for the rest of his socialist agenda including:

Nationalizing Health Care -- good for at least an additional $500 billion.

Granting citizenship to the 12 million illegals in this country  -- good for at least another $100 billion, when you consider the related health care, education, welfare, food stamps etc that most of this future Democratic constituency will clamor for and ultimately get.

Who said this stimulus package was a total waste of money?