Al Gore, the Inconvenient Bore, went to Washington DC Wednesday, to lecture the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, chaired by Stepford Senator John Kerry, about Global Warming. This occurred on a day when approximately 1 million Americans are waiting for their power to go on-line after winter ice storms slammed the U.S.

The Blowhard Kerry, who has plenty of Ketchup money to generate back-up power in his many mansions, said before Gore bored everybody to death:

"Some may argue that we cannot afford to address this issue in the midst of an economic crisis. Those who pose that question have it fundamentally wrong."

This is typical rhetoric from a liberal windbag who married extremely well and doesn't have to worry about making ends meet.   He can cruise the liberal Global Warming-Climate Change-Climate Chaos cocktail circuit without a care in the world. What does multi-millionare Kerry care if Obama taxes us to death with stupid environmental laws?

Back to Gore the Bore...

Gore bloviated at length about the need to pass the President's stimulus package. He said "The plans unprecedented and critical investments in four key areas --energy efficiency, renewables, a unified energy grid, and the move to clean cars, represent an important down payment and are long overdue."

Al Gore passes himself off as some big environmental expert. As the Oscar winner of that environmental babble film An Inconvenient Truth, he now insists the debate over Global Warming is over -- that everyone has come over to his side. What nonsense. What Mr. Gore refuses to understand is:

THE MORE WE LEARN THE LESS WE KNOW

Now we hear his proponents on the talk shows call Global Warming other things such as "Climate Change or Climate Chaos" to fit the weather report for that particular day. If it is really cold that day, the liberal losers will roll out the "Climate Change" theory. If it is unusually warm that day, they roll out the Global Warming mantra. Of course, if the weather patterns are all over the map, they call it Climate Chaos!

How about calling it what it really is: Mother Nature At Her Unpredictable Best

The last few years Al Gore has made a great living wandering around the world in his private jets and gas guzzling SUV's. When he needs a rest he goes home to his mansion in Nashville, Tennessee and consumes 20 times the energy of the average American household. Or if he really wants to relax during the summer, he can jump on his 100 foot houseboat, called Bi-Solar 1 (BS 1 for short).

I do not have a problem with Mr. Gore making a living out of this Global Warming hysteria. And he is entitled to live in as big a house as he can afford, fly in all the private jets and drive all the SUV's he wants while burning more fossil fuels in a year  than most Americans families will consume in a lifetime.
 
But please don't lecture us in your movie : "Are you willing to change the way you live" when you do not practice what you preach.

Al Gore is a typical liberal Beltway Blowhard. Do not as I do, but do as I say. Al Gore is an Inconvenient Bore.

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